I'm skipping over my backlog of cheerful posts to gripe about my crappy experience at the Coffee Cartel today. I happened by chance to get on Forest Park twenty minutes early this morning on my way to work, so I figured I'd swing onto Euclid and grab a cafe au soylait and a whole wheat bagel as a special treat. It was 8:00 and the place was relatively deserted, but they seemed to be going through a shift change or something, because about six kids were crammed behind the counter. It took ten full minutes to pay for my coffee while the kids bickered at each other, the register jockey casually spewed profanity, and someone totally maimed my stupid $2.00 bagel and apparently breathed on it in lieu of toasting it. I'm all for alternative spaces, obviously, I went in there instead of going to the closer, but completely sterile Bread Co. on the corner of Euclid and FoPa. I'll happily take the piercings, the tattoos, even an occasional rotten attitude (usually more from the patrons than the employees), but this was just chaos on top of stupid. To add injury to insult, in my foul mood from the crappy service, I forgot the step down at the exit and nearly broke my flippin' ankle. I wound up barely getting to work on time. We can do better than this, CWE. Cartel, just 'cause the Bread Co. moved off your block doesn't mean you can get all assy on everybody. Straighten up and fly right. You never know when some self-righteous local blogger will saunter into your establishment and give you a bratty negative write-up.
I've got my eye on y'all.